Does Akpors deserve a wife like this?
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The Nigerian SSS had an opening
for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and
testing were done there were three finalists…
Two men and Akpors’ wife.
For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun,
SSS AGENT: “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
1ST MAN: “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
SSS AGENT: “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes,
2ND MAN: “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
SSS AGENT: “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was Akpors’ wife’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood Mrs Akpors. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
MRS AKPORS: “This gun is loaded with fake bullets. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
PLEASE WHAT KIND OF WIFE IS THIS?
Two men and Akpors’ wife.
For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun,
SSS AGENT: “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”
1ST MAN: “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
SSS AGENT: “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes,
2ND MAN: “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
SSS AGENT: “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was Akpors’ wife’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood Mrs Akpors. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said,
MRS AKPORS: “This gun is loaded with fake bullets. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
PLEASE WHAT KIND OF WIFE IS THIS?
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What is Akpors up to this time?
Last night Akpors and Ese were
taking a romantic walk down the beach… Akpors grabs Ese’s hands, pulls
her close to him, kisses her and says,
AKPORS: “Baby! You know I love you so much. There’s no one here. It’s just us. Let’s do WEEWEE CHU.”
Ese looks around and says,
ESE: “My love, I don’t want to do WEEWEE CHU please. Let’s just hold hands and cuddle.”
Akpors agrees. After a while, Akpors asks her again,
AKPORS: “Oh baby! Please my love! Let’s do WEEWEE CHU!”
ESE: “Baby’m, don’t rush me. I don’t want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms.”
Akpors calms down. After a longer while, Akpors can’t hold it any longer. He says,
AKPORS: “My sweet heart, it’s not fair oh! Let’s do WEEWEE CHU nah! Since LAST year oh!”
Ese reluctantly agrees! So Akpors immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brings out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing:
“WEEWEE CHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!”
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE PLANNING TO DO?
AKPORS: “Baby! You know I love you so much. There’s no one here. It’s just us. Let’s do WEEWEE CHU.”
Ese looks around and says,
ESE: “My love, I don’t want to do WEEWEE CHU please. Let’s just hold hands and cuddle.”
Akpors agrees. After a while, Akpors asks her again,
AKPORS: “Oh baby! Please my love! Let’s do WEEWEE CHU!”
ESE: “Baby’m, don’t rush me. I don’t want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms.”
Akpors calms down. After a longer while, Akpors can’t hold it any longer. He says,
AKPORS: “My sweet heart, it’s not fair oh! Let’s do WEEWEE CHU nah! Since LAST year oh!”
Ese reluctantly agrees! So Akpors immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brings out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing:
“WEEWEE CHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!”
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE PLANNING TO DO?
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